From stockbroker08

I'm now able to buy and sell all of you!! The best part of the stocks
is the
Money!!!

From disgruntledTweeter

Twitter is down again?!?! How hard is it to maintain this string and
two cans? #ATTFail

From BananaGirlFan45

Want to eat some bananas tonight. Def not at a bar! Rofl!!!

From CoolCalvinCoolidge

Slightly worried about the stock market, but @herberthoover convinced me otherwise. Best secretary of the treasury ever.

From GenericMan23

Boy, it's a good thing we don't let @women do this, right men! Twitter!